Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
How much do you know about Davy Jones?
Oh bugger!
The Libertine
I'm John Wilmot. Second Earl of Rochester and I do not
want you to like me.
Ladies, an announcement. I'm up for it all the time.
Perhaps a bottle and glass would be handsome adornments to your composition.
Ink. Bring me ink!
Ah, to die on stage at the hands of a beautiful woman.
You are apt, Elizabeth. You are very apt. (But you would rather be painted with a monkey.)
Corpse Bride
I like your enthusiasm.
Do forgive me.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Goodmorning starshine. The earth says hello!
They're testing to see if she's a bad nut.
Let's boogie!
Can you imagine Augustus flavoured chocolate-coated gloop? Ew! No one would buy it!
Chewinggum is really gross. Chewinggum I hate the most.
Once again you really shouldn't mumble 'cause it's kinda starting to bum me out!
Hey, that was my idea.
Don't touch that squirrel's nuts!
Full speed ahead!
You're really weird!
All those hip, jazzy, super cool, neat, keen, and groovy
cats. It's in the fridge, daddy-o! Are you hip to the jive? Can you dig what I'm laying down? I knew that you could. Slide
me some skin, soul brother!
Were you one of those despicable spies who everyday tried to steal
my life's work and sell it to those parasitic copy-cat candy-making cads?
For your information little girl, whipped cream isn't
whipped cream at all unless it's been whipped with whips. Everybody knows that.
I was worried it was getting a little dodgy in the middle part,
but then that finale... Wow!
Secret Window
I don't believe I know you.
I killed a mirror... And my shower door.
I wanna go to sleep. I wanna take a nap.
I know you're in there, shithead!
What do you want from me?!
Once Upon A Time In Mexico
Mexico is my beat and I'm walking it.
Are you trying to give me a boner?
Okay... Fucking bells!
I can't see, fuckmook! I have no eyes!
Fuck off!.
Look me in the eyes. And then kill me...
Are you a Mexi-can? Or a Mexi-can't?
I don't hear you running...
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
You forgot one very important thing, mate. I'm Captain Jack Sparrow.
Gentlemen, milady, you will always remember this as the day that you almost
caught Captain Jack Sparrow!
Do you have the courage and fortitude to follow orders and
stay true
in the face of danger and almost certain death?
But you have heard of me.
Perhaps the reason you practise three hours a day is that you already found one
and are otherwise incapable of wooing such trumpet. You're not a eunuch, are you?
Well Mr. Turner, I've changed me mind. If you spring me from this cell I swear
on pain of death, I shall take you to the Black Pearl and your bonnie lass. Do we have an accord?
And then they made me their chief.
Wherever we want to go, we go! That's what a ship is you know.
It's not just a keel and a hull and a deck and sails. That's what a ship needs. But what a ship is, what the Black Pearl really
is... is freedom.
Distant cousin of my aunt's nephew, twice removed. Lovely singing voice though.
Eunuch.
You need to find yourself a girl, mate.
It would never have worked between us, darling. I'm sorry...
But why is the rum gone?
The Black Pearl is gone. Unless you have a lot of sails
hidden in that bodice, unlikely, young Mr. Turner will be dead long before you can reach him.
Welcome to the Caribbean, love.
And really bad eggs... Drink up me hearties, yoho!
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